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thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Shout out to Allen Ginsberg. W. Burroughs. Miley Cyrus.
Nov 7

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Shout out to Allen Ginsberg. W. Burroughs. Miley Cyrus.

tell me
Oct 28

tell me

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thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body), but maybe you need a quick grammar lesson. One particular line causes concern: “I been laying in this bed all night long.” Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING, an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object, i.e. “I been laying my tired booty on this bed all night long.” Whatever. I’m not the best lyricist, but you know what I mean. #Get It Right The Next Time. But don’t worry, even Faulkner messed it up. We all make mistakes, and surely this isn’t your worst misdemeanor. But also, Miley, did you know the tense here is also totally wrong. Surely you’ve heard of Present Perfect Continuous Tense (I HAVE BEEN LYING in this bed all night long [hopefully getting some beauty sleep?]). It’s a weird, equivocal, almost purgatorial tense, not quite present, not quite past, not quite here, not quite there. Somewhere in between. I feel that way all the time. It kind of sucks. But I have a feeling your “present perfect continuous” involves a lot more excitement than mine. Anyway, doesn’t that also sum up your career right now? Present. Perfect. Continuous. And Tense. Intense? Girl, you work it like Mike Tyson. Miley, I love you because you’re the Queen, grammatically and anatomically speaking. And you’re the hottest cake in the pan. Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan
Oct 27

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body), but maybe you need a quick grammar lesson. One particular line causes concern: “I been laying in this bed all night long.” Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING, an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object, i.e. “I been laying my tired booty on this bed all night long.” Whatever. I’m not the best lyricist, but you know what I mean. #Get It Right The Next Time. But don’t worry, even Faulkner messed it up. We all make mistakes, and surely this isn’t your worst misdemeanor. But also, Miley, did you know the tense here is also totally wrong. Surely you’ve heard of Present Perfect Continuous Tense (I HAVE BEEN LYING in this bed all night long [hopefully getting some beauty sleep?]). It’s a weird, equivocal, almost purgatorial tense, not quite present, not quite past, not quite here, not quite there. Somewhere in between. I feel that way all the time. It kind of sucks. But I have a feeling your “present perfect continuous” involves a lot more excitement than mine. Anyway, doesn’t that also sum up your career right now? Present. Perfect. Continuous. And Tense. Intense? Girl, you work it like Mike Tyson. Miley, I love you because you’re the Queen, grammatically and anatomically speaking. And you’re the hottest cake in the pan. Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan

nevver:

“There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy” — Henry Miller
Mar 20

nevver:

“There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy” — Henry Miller

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

LESSONS FOR MUTANTS. From the weirdness of Alejandro Jodorowsky: Pyschomagic: The Transformative Power of Shamanic Psychotherapy. SOCIETY IS LIKE THE BODY OF A CHICKEN.
Mar 6

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

LESSONS FOR MUTANTS. From the weirdness of Alejandro Jodorowsky: Pyschomagic: The Transformative Power of Shamanic Psychotherapy. SOCIETY IS LIKE THE BODY OF A CHICKEN.

Si Scott is fishy
Oct 10

Si Scott is fishy

nevver:

I had that dream again.
Sep 4

nevver:

I had that dream again.

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Drowning Starving
Sep 4

nevver:

Drowning Starving

nevver:

“God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don’t feel so well myself.”   – Eugène Ionesco
Aug 30

nevver:

“God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don’t feel so well myself.”
Eugène Ionesco